The things they bitch about like the Jenner sluts having dreadlocks are the exact same reasons old racist white people don't like the Jenner sluts. It's humorous
food truck festivals are such a ripoff. youre basically paying anywhere from 10-50 just to get in hungry and buy more food, almost all of which is overpriced. so many of these events popping up tho.
I worked with a dude who owns his own food truck, it’s dank. He said the exact same and then the city takes money from them too. He stopped doing them.
Man so I was at the bar and this one like milf chick asked me if I wanted to play pool. So I did and we were bullshitting and making out and such and she was like "I just want someone who'll come back to my place and listen to music and stuff" and she liked good shit so seizing my opening I was like "Man, and all I want is for someone to invite me back to their place to listen to music and stuff" obviously I don't know how to talk to chicks but that's well known so skip it. And she goes "seriously? Would you wanna come back to my place" and I was like "Yee" so we like exchanged stuffs and I went to her place. And we're getting along I'm given the shoulders a rub on her busted ass Ikea futon and then cats start like pouring out of every corner and I feel gay because I've been drinking and in my head all I could imagine was one of these cats standing up for some reason and being like "Heyz I'm a closest homo stupidfhagz let's buttsechz" because for some reason this place is in my head all the time but I digest. So she asks if I wanna see her room and I'm like giggity thinking hell is finally about to freeze over and we get in and the room smells like fucking asshole and she's all "I miss Herman" and I'm thinking it's like her kid or something (she mentions living with a teenager at the bar) and I'm like "Oh does he not visit often" and she's like whaaaa and then I'm like huhhhhh and she goes "Oh no hon, he's my cat that died" and then this bitch walks over to a corner in the shoe box and opens it and there's a dead ass fucking cat inside. She asks me to get if I could get her vape from her car and I took that opportunity to just keep moving and not look back and now I'm at home with a boner that I'll just have to jerk off with yet again but fuck that was a weird situation. My ubering driver smelled like carrots
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Bailing was the obvious choice.
How fucking rigid was the dead cat ?
Do you think she had had it stuffed ?