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my life story

Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
Ehh


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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

    When I was 17 I got caught by mom, I was strung out on black tar heroin so I got sent to dads in Florida... Dad had biker friends so I started hanging out with the Outlaws gang .. I didn't want to be a biker so I started hanging out with these Russian guys (mafia) eventually lived in a apart complex they owned, but I started working for them. At first I started at their casino boat. It wasnt legit of course. Its legal to own casino equipment but illegal to gamble with so they'd ship out to international waters, I worked as a thug or security however u want to see it... One day the guy who works on the slot machines changing them out for fixed ones , he stole the bosses keys . I drove the boss to where we found out where he was at, so like I kicked the dudes door open beat the fukk out of dude and got the keys.

    Needless to say, I was in now...

    That was first installment of my life, wrap your heads around that... Be back with more later


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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    This is the truth so fukk wit meh


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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,200 mod
    skip to the part where you kill yourself


  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

    I meant Angel (my ex-fiance) at a club called Space Cadet. So, I had a chic! Anyways started dealing coke on the side to her white friends. Had money all the time, that went on for a year Angel n I moved in together in a condo on the beach. Everything was peachy until Angel got strung out on coke threatened too tell my mom I was a gangster thug. The bitch!!

    Am in the midst of kiolling myself with alcohol and drugs currently


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  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,550 master of ceremonies
    You were doing heroin at 17.....okayyyyyy
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Yeah bout 6 months


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  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,439 moneytalker
    It was in this phase of his life that his love of sucking dick began to take hold. Addiction soon spiraled out of control, and he was soon taking dick up the ass 3 times a week just to support his habit. He moved into a men's shelter near the closed down mental facility on the outskirts of town. 
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    U have to turn everything Ghay don't ya, ure fhaggotry


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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Aw man the fuckin irony.
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Hey, if um gonna be a gangster rapper and accomplish something in life I need a story I can't be like rick Ross n steal a gangster's nidentity


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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Aw man the fuckin irony.
    Have I mentioned ure a fhaggot today if I haven't here it is Bum Bandit


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