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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 20,586 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I guess.  

    I mean, there are moral and philosophical reasons on top of my lack of sexual experience, drive, skill, and prowess, and fear of sex as well though. So its a little different than sky diving lol. 
    Sky Diving is a pretty bad analogy due to the moral and philosophical reasons you mentioned and it probably wasn't even necessary to drive home the point made in the first paragraph. It was just made so you can see this sort of situation loosely parallels a lot of experiences you'll have opportunities to do in life. 

    I can't stress enough how much your moral upbringing has really fucked you up mentally. And I know you disagree with me and don't see it that way. It's almost impossible for me to help you see the light on this topic because you are just so brainwashed with it.... But let me propose to you one proposition.

    What does the bible say is the most important thing you as a person should do? I propose that the answer to this question is literally the same answer that Jesus responded with when he was asked this exact same question. Jesus answer was "The most important thing you could do is 'love the lord your God with all your heart and all your soul". And what is the second most important thing you could do? I propose that the answer to this question is the same answer that Jesus responded with which is "You shall love your neighbor as yourself". And what is the third most important thing you could do? Again Jesus himself said "All other commandments are equal. Do you get that? Equal! Wait a second... MC what do you think is worse? Killing someone or Lying? How about Killing someone or saying "Jesus fucknig Christ. KY"?  If you say anything other than they are all the equal sins and neither is worst than the other, then you are contradicting what Jesus himself said. Now do you admit you sin? Do you also ask forgiveness for these sins? Well how is sleeping with some girl any different than any of the other sins you asked forgiveness for? Finally I want to point out one last story.... According to the gospel, do you remember who he was crucified with? In those days Crucifixion was reserved for the worst of the worst criminals. You had to murder several people to steal their Gold before they considered killing you that way. So that's why the roman government wasnt cool with Jesus being killed that way, but the people demanded it so they allowed it. And while he was being murdered what did one of these two murders say to him? He said "Jesus... Im such a piece of shit. I've murdered, raped, killed, and I deserve every single thing that is happening to me now. You've done nothing to deserve this. I dont know how I know you are a God, but I know this to be true.  I dont even deserve to be in your presence. When you get to heaven, please remember that I didnt want this for you". And what did Jesus say to this horrible murder who did not one good thing in his life? "Be happy, for today you will be with me in heaven".

    In conclusion - You moral feelings on sex is preventing you from doing it. You've placed an extra artificial importance on sexual desire that jesus himself said was unfounded. It's not as important as loving God and loving your neighbor. True as a religious person you shouldnt be seeking out sin, however stop thinking this one is any more important to God than any of the others ones you do daily.
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 20,586 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Holy mountain wall of text batman. TLDR fuck that shit.  oh wait, i wrote it... FUCK
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 20,586 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I find it curious that people believe in a deity that takes attendance.
  • MetalCucksadesMetalCucksades Posts: 48,617 moneytalker
    I guess.  

    I mean, there are moral and philosophical reasons on top of my lack of sexual experience, drive, skill, and prowess, and fear of sex as well though. So its a little different than sky diving lol. 
    Sky Diving is a pretty bad analogy due to the moral and philosophical reasons you mentioned and it probably wasn't even necessary to drive home the point made in the first paragraph. It was just made so you can see this sort of situation loosely parallels a lot of experiences you'll have opportunities to do in life. 

    I can't stress enough how much your moral upbringing has really fucked you up mentally. And I know you disagree with me and don't see it that way. It's almost impossible for me to help you see the light on this topic because you are just so brainwashed with it.... But let me propose to you one proposition.

    What does the bible say is the most important thing you as a person should do? I propose that the answer to this question is literally the same answer that Jesus responded with when he was asked this exact same question. Jesus answer was "The most important thing you could do is 'love the lord your God with all your heart and all your soul". And what is the second most important thing you could do? I propose that the answer to this question is the same answer that Jesus responded with which is "You shall love your neighbor as yourself". And what is the third most important thing you could do? Again Jesus himself said "All other commandments are equal. Do you get that? Equal! Wait a second... MC what do you think is worse? Killing someone or Lying? How about Killing someone or saying "Jesus fucknig Christ. KY"?  If you say anything other than they are all the equal sins and neither is worst than the other, then you are contradicting what Jesus himself said. Now do you admit you sin? Do you also ask forgiveness for these sins? Well how is sleeping with some girl any different than any of the other sins you asked forgiveness for? Finally I want to point out one last story.... According to the gospel, do you remember who he was crucified with? In those days Crucifixion was reserved for the worst of the worst criminals. You had to murder several people to steal their Gold before they considered killing you that way. So that's why the roman government wasnt cool with Jesus being killed that way, but the people demanded it so they allowed it. And while he was being murdered what did one of these two murders say to him? He said "Jesus... Im such a piece of shit. I've murdered, raped, killed, and I deserve every single thing that is happening to me now. You've done nothing to deserve this. I dont know how I know you are a God, but I know this to be true.  I dont even deserve to be in your presence. When you get to heaven, please remember that I didnt want this for you". And what did Jesus say to this horrible murder who did not one good thing in his life? "Be happy, for today you will be with me in heaven".

    In conclusion - You moral feelings on sex is preventing you from doing it. You've placed an extra artificial importance on sexual desire that jesus himself said was unfounded. It's not as important as loving God and loving your neighbor. True as a religious person you shouldnt be seeking out sin, however stop thinking this one is any more important to God than any of the others ones you do daily.
    I understand what you're saying. And I don't think any one "sin" is worse than any other. And I don't obsess over what I'm doing wrong. 

    But sex, I dunno. It just seems wrong to me. Even as far back as Jr. High I've always been a little disgusted with the idea. It has nothing to do with my Christian morals, and more of my own philosophies I've developed on my own. Even my Christian mother (who never told me not to have sex, but that if I was going to have sex - at least use protection, because I have to live with the consequences) doesn't understand it, and thinks I'm extreme. 

    Its something that disgusts me totally, and that I am simply not interested in engaging in. I've decided I'd be willing to try it if I wanted to reproduce. I don't even know if I'd WANT to do it because I was in love with someone. 
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • MetalCucksadesMetalCucksades Posts: 48,617 moneytalker
    And this is going to sound really weird and selfish too...

    So, I really want to date this girl. But I don't honestly want our relationship to change all that much. I don't want to date her so that I can start kissing and touching and fucking her. I just want that commitment level you can only get in a romantic relationship. Moreso, since we're not dating, that leaves an opening for another dude to come in and start dating her (and someday fuck her) and that scares and depresses me too. 
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • ...... Posts: 29,382 destroyer of motherfuckers
    JamesBong said:
    i said "jesus fucking christ this bar is packed" on Friday. This lady next to me turns to me and goes " You shouldn't say that" so i turned to her and said " I do what i want." 

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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 20,586 destroyer of motherfuckers
    And this is going to sound really weird and selfish too...

    So, I really want to date this girl. But I don't honestly want our relationship to change all that much. I don't want to date her so that I can start kissing and touching and fucking her. I just want that commitment level you can only get in a romantic relationship. Moreso, since we're not dating, that leaves an opening for another dude to come in and start dating her (and someday fuck her) and that scares and depresses me too. 
    Perhaps you should be more honest with her and tell her exactly that.
  • ...... Posts: 29,382 destroyer of motherfuckers

    And this is going to sound really weird and selfish too...
    Moreso, since we're not dating, that leaves an opening for another dude to come in and start dating her (and someday fuck her) and that scares and depresses me too. 


    I know what you mean, shit sucks, you just have to try not to think about it. I know that's easier said than done, I know, but yeah.
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 20,586 destroyer of motherfuckers

    Its something that disgusts me totally, and that I am simply not interested in engaging in. I've decided I'd be willing to try it if I wanted to reproduce. I don't even know if I'd WANT to do it because I was in love with someone. 
    Then treat it like like cleaning the toilet. Roll your sleeves up, man up, and just get it done with someone. Afterward you can take a super hot shower and abuse your body with your luffa to get rid of all the things that disgust you.
  • MetalCucksadesMetalCucksades Posts: 48,617 moneytalker
    And this is going to sound really weird and selfish too...

    So, I really want to date this girl. But I don't honestly want our relationship to change all that much. I don't want to date her so that I can start kissing and touching and fucking her. I just want that commitment level you can only get in a romantic relationship. Moreso, since we're not dating, that leaves an opening for another dude to come in and start dating her (and someday fuck her) and that scares and depresses me too. 
    Perhaps you should be more honest with her and tell her exactly that.
    Yea thats gonna go over well. "Hey I love you and want to date you. But I don't want our relationship to change. And I dont want to fuck you. And I dont want you to fuck other guys either, because that thought scares me". 
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • MetalCucksadesMetalCucksades Posts: 48,617 moneytalker

    Its something that disgusts me totally, and that I am simply not interested in engaging in. I've decided I'd be willing to try it if I wanted to reproduce. I don't even know if I'd WANT to do it because I was in love with someone. 
    Then treat it like like cleaning the toilet. Roll your sleeves up, man up, and just get it done with someone. Afterward you can take a super hot shower and abuse your body with your luffa to get rid of all the things that disgust you.
    You speak as if its something I HAVE to do... 
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 20,586 destroyer of motherfuckers
    And this is going to sound really weird and selfish too...

    So, I really want to date this girl. But I don't honestly want our relationship to change all that much. I don't want to date her so that I can start kissing and touching and fucking her. I just want that commitment level you can only get in a romantic relationship. Moreso, since we're not dating, that leaves an opening for another dude to come in and start dating her (and someday fuck her) and that scares and depresses me too. 
    Perhaps you should be more honest with her and tell her exactly that.
    Yea thats gonna go over well. "Hey I love you and want to date you. But I don't want our relationship to change. And I dont want to fuck you. And I dont want you to fuck other guys either, because that thought scares me". 
    You're so big on being truthful and straight up with her and people... Why hide this? If she is so perfect for you, don't you think it's possible she might feel exactly the same? What's the worst that could happen? You really think she'd say "we can't be friends anymore because that's too weird". No, if anything I think it's worse her thinking that you want to fuck her at any moment. Maybe that's the whole reason why she broke up with you in teh first place... Because she scared about it going further faster. I mean I really see very little reason why you shouldnt tell her exactly what you wanted. (which is quoted in this post)
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 20,586 destroyer of motherfuckers
    You speak as if its something I HAVE to do... 
    yeah you should treat it that way :D
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    I think it's the the other way around from wake.. I don't think it's religious moral belief system .. I think his dick doesn't work great causing him anxiety about it (plus coued with the fact that he would be new to it and not really know what to do cuz he doesn't watch porn and stuff) and the moral stuff is a result of that fact..  And sadly the longer he goes without using his wee wee the more fucked up it's going to get. 
    Im starting to think tho if mc isn't really interested in having a healthy sex life and he is truly asexual like he claims then what is really wrong with the friend zone? It's more or less what your looking for anyways.. The only difference would be you won't kiss
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 20,586 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I think it's the the other way around from wake.. I don't think it's religious moral belief system .. I think his dick doesn't work great causing him anxiety about it (plus coued with the fact that he would be new to it and not really know what to do cuz he doesn't watch porn and stuff) and the moral stuff is a result of that fact..  And sadly the longer he goes without using his wee wee the more fucked up it's going to get. 
    Im starting to think tho if mc isn't really interested in having a healthy sex life and he is truly asexual like he claims then what is really wrong with the friend zone? It's more or less what your looking for anyways.. The only difference would be you won't kiss
    yeah but he wants her to also be a forever friendzone so he doesnt have to watch her getting fucked by some other dude who actually has the balls to do it.
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    Maybe it's just easier to pretend she's not getting any and be friends rather than trying to change everything about yourself to be a relationship person.. Maybe he should just focus on being the best friend ever to people and find his fulfillment that way
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    I mean if you literally can't get over the fact that people are gonna be having sex your entire existence then you're in for a very rough life cuz 99 percent of people do have sex
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 20,586 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Maybe it's just easier to pretend she's not getting any and be friends rather than trying to change everything about yourself to be a relationship person.. Maybe he should just focus on being the best friend ever to people and find his fulfillment that way
    How does he deal with the horrible feelings he has because he isnt in a relationship with her then? he wants it both ways which is pretty weird.
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