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‘Zombie Apocalypse’ In Georgia: Naked Cannibal On Bath Salts Threatens To Eat Police At Golf Course

HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
edited July 2012 in News
Following reports that a man ate his 40-pound family dog and another man in China chewed a woman's face, the latest "zombie" news is that a naked man high on the street drug "bath salts" threatened to eat police officers on a Georgia golf course.

Twenty-one-year-old Karl Laventure was suspected to be on bath salts when he ran out of the woods at a Liburn, Georgia golf course -- naked. According to the Daily Mail, Laventure appeared crazed, "swinging a club around his head and screaming."

Police were called to the scene, where the situation became even more bizarre.

"He came running at us out of the woodline," explained Officer Ross Hancock of the Gwinnet County Police Department. The officer continued that police attempted to subdue the man with pepper spray, but it seemed to have no affect on Laventure.

"He didn't even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open," Officer Hancock said to WSBTV.

Police then used a Taser on Laventure, who went down, but quickly got back up. According to Hancock, they had to use the Taser five more times on the 21-year-old to get him down. Even after being Tasered it took several members of the police department to handcuff Laventure.

It was while being handcuffed that Laventure began to yell, "I'm'a eat you. Four Four. Oh God. Don't make me eat you."

"He was still talking gibberish, still cussing, still saying he wanted to eat us, eat other people," Officer Hancock continued.

Fox News reports that paramedics were able to "bring him out of his haze" with medication. After admitting to smoking a joint that was sprinkled with bath salts, Laventure slipped back into his bath salt state, lunging at police officers.

Karl Laventure was arrested for disorderly conduct and disrupting a police officer.

Comments

  • FLATFLAT Posts: 59,595 spicy boy
    I dont understand why people continúe to do them lol
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,440 master of ceremonies
    edited July 2012
    I dont understand why people continúe to do them lol
    The guy that ate the dog smoked synthetic weed and the guy in china was drinking not long before, according to the articles
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  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,092 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I really don't think its bath salts. I know people on bath salts. They're insane. But not like this..
  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I'm bout to try that shit.
  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,092 destroyer of motherfuckers
    My uncle is currently building a "cave" in the ground, because people are out to get him.

    He's not eating people.

    Bath Salts make you paranoid..
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 59,595 spicy boy
    I'm bout to try that shit.
  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    The shit does all kinds of stuff to different people...I know with spice and k2, some people freak the fuck out, some people get high as hell, some people don't feel a damn thing. It's all just chemicals so probably the same thing...except the people that freak the fuck out really freak the fuck out.
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  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,541 spicy boy
    I'm bout to try that shit.

  • TiradesOfTruthTiradesOfTruth Posts: 8,055 destroyer of motherfuckers
    The shit does all kinds of stuff to different people...I know with spice and k2, some people freak the fuck out, some people get high as hell, some people don't feel a damn thing. It's all just chemicals so probably the same thing...except the people that freak the fuck out really freak the fuck out.
    The only time I smoked spice was with a few friends and one of them had never smoked spice before after the shit hit him he became paranoid as fuck ran into my friends bathroom and didn't come out for a couple hours.
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,440 master of ceremonies
    The shit does all kinds of stuff to different people...I know with spice and k2, some people freak the fuck out, some people get high as hell, some people don't feel a damn thing. It's all just chemicals so probably the same thing...except the people that freak the fuck out really freak the fuck out.
    The only time I smoked spice was with a few friends and one of them had never smoked spice before after the shit hit him he became paranoid as fuck ran into my friends bathroom and didn't come out for a couple hours.
    I've had it a few times. It mostly makes me sleepy as fuck but a once or twice it just made shit feel weird.
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  • TiradesOfTruthTiradesOfTruth Posts: 8,055 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I didn't really feel much at all. I stick with the real shit after I had spice.
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    The only time I ever smoked anything synthetic was Thai Hai, and I didn't know anything about it, or chemicals, or anything. This is back before it started becoming popular. My buddy just told me it was a legal marijuana and it would be okay and there's nothing illegal about it.

    So I smoked it. It tasted like a minty joint, and for me, it just felt like I was stoned. It was a one-time thing, didn't do it again.

    On a side note, as of July 1st, all synthetics are illegal to own, sell, consume, and distribute in my township. I think it's statewide, but I'm not sure.
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