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Omegle thread

BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
edited February 2010 in Off Topic
omegle.com

Fuck with people.

Stranger: hii
You: hello?
Stranger: supp
You: my cock
You: for you
You: are you male or female
You: I dont have a preference
You: i just want you
You: I love the way you type
You: I wanna do things to you
You: that are like totally hot
You: like you
Stranger: f
Stranger: you are the definition of a doot
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  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited February 2010
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: hey
    Stranger: asl
    You: no
    You: you first
    Stranger: 17 m usa
    You: Oh...
    Stranger: ?
    You: I'm 42 m USA
    You: youre too old for me
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,202 mod
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: hey
    Stranger: whats up
    You: not much man
    Stranger: asl
    You: eleven
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: yo
    Stranger: heyy
    You: wat up
    Stranger: nothing
    You: dat coo
    You: how old you is
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  • ComptonAssBertoComptonAssBerto Posts: 3,899 just the tip
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: I bit my baby
    You: How do I fix this?
    Stranger: wth
    You: Quick!
    You: I need to fix it!
    Stranger: WTF
    You: HELP
    Stranger: wat baby
    You: My baby!
    You: I bit him
    Stranger: wat r u doing
    You: Now i need to fix this
    You: None of your business what I was doing
    You: I just need to fix it now!
    You: Tell me how
    Stranger: fix wat
    You: MY BABY
    Stranger: wat baby
    You: MY
    You: BABY
    You: That I bit!
    Stranger: is it human
    You: I need to fix him
    You: yes
    Stranger: how old are u
    You: 24
    You: Please
    You: I need to fix my baby
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: HOLD ON
    You: DONT TYPE YET
    You: LISTEN UP
    You: AIGHT
    You: IMA SET SOME GROUND RULES
    You: YOU ARE NOT GONNA START SHIT WITH ME
    You: ILL FIGHT YOU
    You: DONT TRY TO SEX ME UP NEITHER
    You: I GOTTA MAN AIGHT?
    Stranger: wtf are u a 12 year old
    You: DID I SAY YOU COULD TYPE YET
    Stranger: nope
    You: THEN STOP
    You: FAGGOT
    Stranger: but i feel like typing
    You: AND THAT MAKES YOU A FAGGOT
    Stranger: 12 year old
    You: I TOLD YALL NOT TO START SHIRT
    Stranger: cant even spell
    Stranger: 12 year old who cant spell
    You: YO DUMB ASS CAN'T EVEN USE APOSTROPHIES
    You: YALL NEED EM FO CONTRACTIONS
    Stranger: 12 year old who cant spell and tries to teach grammar
    You: DONT BE TRYIN TO LEARN ME
    You: WHAT YOU GONNA DO BITCH
    Stranger: yo u aint hood aite
    You: YOU WANNA GO
    You: I BET YOU TRYING TO GET ME IN BED
    You: WELL GUESS WHAT BITCH
    Stranger: yo ill show you whos the real nigga
    You: THIS IS A COMPUTER
    You: AINT NO BED
    Stranger: you fucking dumbass
    You: YALL STUPID
    You: CRACKER ASS TRYING TO LEARN ME
    You: SHIT
    Stranger: yall stupid what a dumb phrase
    You: I BEAT A MO FUCKER WHO TRY THAT SHIT WITH ME
    Stranger: yo i bet you ur white as fuck trying to be a black little nigger
    You: WHAT YOU GONNA DO
    Stranger: fuck u up
    You: WHAT YOU GONNA DO
    You: NOTHING
    Stranger: fuck u up
    You: CAUSE YOU A BITCH
    You: YOU ALL TALK
    You: YOU AINT SHIT
    Stranger: aite im sick of u
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: asl?
    You: why?
    Stranger: why not
    Stranger: ur reallly turning me off
    You: i just dont see a legitimate reason why we cant have a convo
    You: without info
    You: I'm sorry for turning you off
    You: how can I turn youf on?
    You: **you
    Stranger: boy or girl atleast?
    You: what are you?
    Stranger: imma chick
    You: the correct answer is an individual
    You: you shallow bitch
    Stranger: excuse me hun?
    You: oh sorry
    You: I said
    You: YOU SHALLOW BITCH
    Stranger: dude im just kidding this is a 14 year old guy from wisconsin
    You: oh cool
    Stranger: im not really a chick
    You: I love jailbait
    You: I'm not really a doctor
    You: Do you listen to Pig Destroyer?
    Stranger: no i dont
    You: fag
    You: fucking faggot
    You: go suck a dick faggot
    You: you little cunt
    You: fucktard
    You: little shit
    You: punk ass bitch
    Stranger: hoe ass bitch hole cock sucker mother fucker
    You: that was pretty gay
    Stranger: u perfected retardation
    You: scrath that...THAT was gay
    You: *scratch
    Stranger: not really.....u just take it in a gay way u catcher
    You: I want you
    Stranger: i dont want you
    You: Too bad
    You: Rape isn't mutual
    You: You are bad
    Stranger: i just want some nude pics from chicks dude
    Stranger: not u
    Stranger: whoever the hell you are
    You: I want your dick
    You: I want to touch your dick to mine
    You: We shall masturbate each other
    Stranger: i find this very offesive to a 14 year old kid to a probally 42 year old man
    You: And we will cum in each other's urethra's
    You: I'm going to make love to you
    You: Too bad you won't live to feel it
    Stranger: ok im gonnna leave so u and ur pals that are probally laughing at ur side can have fun
    You: Feel the emotion
    You: The passion
    You: THE FURY
    Stranger: THE GAYNESSS!!!!!!!!!!! OH YES
    You: WE SHALL BECOME THE BEAST WITH TWO BACKS
    You: BE ONE WITH ME
    You: ACCEPT IT
    Stranger: nah
    You: WE SHALL BATHE IN THE GREAT LAKES
    You: WE SHALL SHOWER IN THE URINE OF A BLACK MAN
    Stranger: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
    Stranger: omg
    You: WE SHALL BE ONE
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    brian are you attempting to be funny?
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  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    No. Its a site...you just mess with people on there. If you don't like it change your tampon and go to another thread
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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    awh asshutz
    uhm i dont get my period for another 3 days according to my birth control
    chatroulette > this shit
    NEXTTT
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  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    As we return to the statement of "If you don't like it change your tampon and go to another thread"

    kthnxbai
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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    i told you
    i dont have my period yet
    there is no tampon in my vag to take out
    la duhhhh
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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,202 mod
    I still don't know what the fuck this is.


  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Ed, its basically like ChatRoullette without cams...therefore you avoid seeing dicks every 2 seconds.
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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    but why cut out doing something you love?
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  • JLRedWing13JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,695 mod
    Bianca's picture made me lol.
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  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited February 2010
    Bianca, just wondering. Do you come on here looking for an argument?
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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    nope
    i come here looking for entertainment
    which you so graciously provide
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  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Ok.
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